Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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