so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
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