I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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