I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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