I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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