Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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