Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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