new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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