okay pat passed out under dana's car
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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