Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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