We won't sleep together?
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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