Say something about gay babies.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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