with your own penis?
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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