sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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