Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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