It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
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