Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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