There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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