I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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