me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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