I don't think brook has ever known best
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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