Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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