so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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