You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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