i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
you guys were way drunker than both of me
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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