Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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