another moral hangover. fuck.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Who died my cat blue again?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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