oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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