I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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