So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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