Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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