Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
ugly people sure do ruin things
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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