question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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