Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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