i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Randomize
