I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I need to calm my uterus...
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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