so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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