I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
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I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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