I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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