Taylor Swift is so right about you.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Randomize
