Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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