I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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