Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
You can't just leave with hair like that
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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