I hate your face
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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