You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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