And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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