Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
