Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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