We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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