So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
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