Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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