Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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